Sohail Orozco

It is NOT the END, my friend. Beyond the Saga, beyond the Hype, Beyond the expectations of marketing executives and studio shareholders lie prequels AND sequels. It has been said that every journey has a first step as THE STORY BEGINS, and every Generation has a Legend, a Story, a Franchise and an inevitable descent into mindless exploitation where THE STORY ENDS. It’s true, all of it!

Was God an Ancient Astronaut? Are crop circles signposts for UFOs? Are we or are we not alone? Do you Want To Believe?

We have No Idea.

Nevertheless, we’ve put together a rather attractive little typeface—by the name of Aztech—which will undoubtedly add fuel to speculation vis-a-vis the existence (or non-existence) of Extra Terrestrial Intelligence. Yes, in our ongoing quest to spread enlightenment and dispel anxiety throughout the universe, we’ve created a font which will allow you to enjoy the concept of Alien Intervention without the embarrassment and discomfort of anal probing. Tell your friends.

Chunky Nouveau JNL was inspired by a circa-1928 water applied decal for the Top Most Insulated Jug.
The plump, rounded hand lettering of the brand name was given a slightly thicker treatment to create a more poster-oriented display design.

Chunky Nouveau JNL is available in both regular and oblique versions.

There are worms in the earth, hairy bugs under the bed and strange bloodshot eyeballs peering at you from out of the closet. Lilou’s Creepy Crawly font is perfect for scaring away Trick-or-Treaters, just install our font and print out your signs with the legend: WE EAT LITTLE CHILDREN HERE!

Someday, a long time from now, in a galaxy not so very far away, you’ll find yourself Suddenly transported to the nether- realms of Elsewhere, bathed in the light of the mystic moons of Meanwhile… While you’re waiting for that day, check out this font by John “JG” Roshell. It may not provide you with the same transcendental experience, but JG assures us that it really is the next best thing.

You’ve been shot down over enemy territory and you’ve managed to survive for weeks thanks to your training and instincts*... but now you’re being ruthlessly pursued by MAPPO’s footsoldiers… The ELEPHANTMEN! Will your commanding officer go against orders in an attempt to rescue you or will his mission be abruptly aborted, stranding you behind ENEMY LINES? In order to survive, you may have to betray your own rebel forces, your allies and the entire free world!

The future of mankind hangs in the balance! Failure is not an option! Bummer.

*This font’s modus operandi bears no relation to the story of any other font that may have been shot down behind enemy lines, real or imagined.

If you’re searching for the perfect beat, let us guide your soul deep into the abyss. Reach higher ground with the ambient textures and boomboy shredder baseline of this funky dope font created by our digital chemist and cerebral craftsman, John “JG” Roshell.  Rave un2 the joy fontastic. Rain or shine, you are covered, see you on the dancefloor.