Sohail Orozco

The Vampires have risen from their graves! Innocent young virgins (also goats, sheep, sheep dogs, cows and other sundry farmyard animals) may not see out the night!

We waited to unleash our latest release until the midnight hour, so grab your wooden stakes, silver bullets, crossbows, slingshots and any supernatural weaponry you may have at hand. Garlic capsules and Holy Bibles are also recommended!

DUSKTILLDAWN has been exhumed, lightly dusted in dry earth and exsanguinated for your convenience. Bury your tombstones in Gothic Chic with a font that may very well be worth dying for. We cannot guarantee you will come back to life however.

Roll up! Roll up! The world’s largest three (letter-)ring circus of Great and Tall Elephantmen fonts is now touring cities and towns in your area! See the amazing exploits of fonts of heretofore unimagined heights and weights!

Gasp as x-heightwire artist John Roshell walks great and tall on the typerope up above your headlines! Look in wonder as Elephantmen get greater and taller on stilts, staggering around with their trunks high in the air as well as loose around their waists! Peer cautiously into the sky as the greatest and tallest Elephantmen disappear into the clouds as they swing up on the trapeze…

Yes, the Comicraft Big Top is always full of surprises… so hurry, hurry, hurry to download your ticket to the Greatest and Tallest Show on Earth in the comfort of your own home!

Roll up! Roll up! The world’s largest three (letter-)ring circus of Great and Tall Elephantmen fonts is now touring cities and towns in your area! See the amazing exploits of fonts of heretofore unimagined heights and weights!

Gasp as x-heightwire artist John Roshell walks great and tall on the typerope up above your headlines! Look in wonder as Elephantmen get greater and taller on stilts, staggering around with their trunks high in the air as well as loose around their waists! Peer cautiously into the sky as the greatest and tallest Elephantmen disappear into the clouds as they swing up on the trapeze…

Yes, the Comicraft Big Top is always full of surprises… so hurry, hurry, hurry to download your ticket to the Greatest and Tallest Show on Earth in the comfort of your own home!

Roll up! Roll up! The world’s largest three (letter-)ring circus of Great and Tall Elephantmen fonts is now touring cities and towns in your area! See the amazing exploits of fonts of heretofore unimagined heights and weights!

Gasp as x-heightwire artist John Roshell walks great and tall on the typerope up above your headlines! Look in wonder as Elephantmen get greater and taller on stilts, staggering around with their trunks high in the air as well as loose around their waists! Peer cautiously into the sky as the greatest and tallest Elephantmen disappear into the clouds as they swing up on the trapeze…

Yes, the Comicraft Big Top is always full of surprises… so hurry, hurry, hurry to download your ticket to the Greatest and Tallest Show on Earth in the comfort of your own home!

Do we have a volunteer from the audience! Yes, you young lady, step into the ring, there’s no need to be afraid! What’s your name? Hypnotique? How appropriate! Now, don’t turn away, look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don’t look around my eyes, look into my eyes, aaaannnndd you’re under.

And on the menu of mesmerism tonight is a waking dream of letterforms that will keep you on the threshold of consciousness and yet illuminate your every hypnagogic hallucination! Now that we have your focused attention and reduced your peripheral awareness you now have an enhanced capacity for response to the suggestion that you should not only purchase this font, but our entire library of fonts. On the count of three you will wake up and you will think of nothing else but acquiring all the tools all good graphic designers should have in their font library.

And all we had to do was snap our fingers.

Boy, they’re everywhere. One of your neighbors is probably one of them, Freaking super-heroes (TM, ©, ®, SM blah blah blah) are more ubiquitous in cities these days than Simon Cowell is on talent shows. Notice how that guy on the subway—the one with the boy scout haircut?—see how he keeps his shirt buttoned all the way up? He’s not sweating either… that’s ’cause he’s probably from some dead planet that exploded twenty years ago. His REAL parents wrapped him in blankets and, when he turned 18, his Ma on Earth turned those same blankets into Long Underwear for her foster son. He’s probably wearing his long underwear right now. That’s why he’s smiling at you through his horn rimmed glasses. He thinks you don’t know. Thinks he’s special. Thinks he’s a super-hero (TM, ©, ®, SM blah blah blah). Ain’t that Super?

It is NOT the END, my friend. Beyond the Saga, beyond the Hype, Beyond the expectations of marketing executives and studio shareholders lie prequels AND sequels. It has been said that every journey has a first step as THE STORY BEGINS, and every Generation has a Legend, a Story, a Franchise and an inevitable descent into mindless exploitation where THE STORY ENDS. It’s true, all of it!

Was God an Ancient Astronaut? Are crop circles signposts for UFOs? Are we or are we not alone? Do you Want To Believe?

We have No Idea.

Nevertheless, we’ve put together a rather attractive little typeface—by the name of Aztech—which will undoubtedly add fuel to speculation vis-a-vis the existence (or non-existence) of Extra Terrestrial Intelligence. Yes, in our ongoing quest to spread enlightenment and dispel anxiety throughout the universe, we’ve created a font which will allow you to enjoy the concept of Alien Intervention without the embarrassment and discomfort of anal probing. Tell your friends.

Chunky Nouveau JNL was inspired by a circa-1928 water applied decal for the Top Most Insulated Jug.
The plump, rounded hand lettering of the brand name was given a slightly thicker treatment to create a more poster-oriented display design.

Chunky Nouveau JNL is available in both regular and oblique versions.

There are worms in the earth, hairy bugs under the bed and strange bloodshot eyeballs peering at you from out of the closet. Lilou’s Creepy Crawly font is perfect for scaring away Trick-or-Treaters, just install our font and print out your signs with the legend: WE EAT LITTLE CHILDREN HERE!

Someday, a long time from now, in a galaxy not so very far away, you’ll find yourself Suddenly transported to the nether- realms of Elsewhere, bathed in the light of the mystic moons of Meanwhile… While you’re waiting for that day, check out this font by John “JG” Roshell. It may not provide you with the same transcendental experience, but JG assures us that it really is the next best thing.